If you think about it, Facebook has not even reached the stage of Gif’s yet.
How can I express my feelings with no italics
It has not even got bold
And we need to talk about:
- Bullet points
I may as well
You can’t even put links into text
oh my god the link
Reblogging so more people have this link
It has come to my attention that there are fully legal adults who are not familiar with this, who do not know what to do when they hear it, and indeed, were born after it came out.
This is unacceptable.
It is irrevocably tattooed into the brain of anyone vaguely associated with Western culture who was old enough to form cognizant memories in the mid 90s. And yes, we can all do the dance. I guarantee you Dean Winchester can do the dance. Bobby can do the dance. Sherlock can do the dance. Tony Stark has made sure all his robots can do the dance.
And all of you over the age of 25 already know what it is before you press play.
I REMEMBER THIS.
My Brain: This better not be what I think it’s gonna be.
It: *is what I thought it was going to be*
Me: *throws things out the window*
There are people who don’t know this song??
HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO DO THE DANCE
Wait a minute- SOME PEOPLE DONT KNOW THIS?????????
I WAS AT MY COUSIN’S WEDDING AND ALL THE NEW IN-LAWS WERE FOUR BEATS OFF THE ENTIRE TIME AND MY SISTER AND I NOW HAVE A DEEP MISTRUST OF THEM
IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT
WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES
what in god’s name is a knob
what is going on in this post
Funnily enough the banana is an accurate representation of a knob
im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment
if you didn’t love Balthazar you’re wrong
fun fact: when Titanic came out a company made necklaces that looked like the one Rose wore and put full page ads in Sunday newspapers. The model they got to help sell this Titanic tie in was
When Balthazar unsunk the ship to prevent the movie from being made he also stopped young Mr. Ackles from posing for these ads
HOLLYWOOD HEART-THROB JENSEN ACKLES SIZZLES WITH TITANIC FEVER AS HE SHOWS OFF THE BLUE HEART JEWEL FOR ALL HIS GAL PALS
sometimes i forget im a real person
this is such a weird thing but I understand.
i love how tumblr is like personally offended by 50 shades of grey
Please let Gabriel be in the musical episode.
PLEASE LET GABRIEL BE IN THE MUSICAL EPISODE
Please let Gabriel be in the musical episode
pLEASELET GABRIEL BE IN THE MUSICAL EPISODE
PLéáse let GABrIEL BE iN the MúSiCaL ePISóde
please let Gabriel be the CAUSE of the musical episode
THIS WOULD BE BEAUTIFUL
I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.
I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.
the new slogan for tumblr.com
i will not rest until this gets a million notes